Aug 4, 2006

From the "Vent" column in the Atlanta Journal Constitution...

It was so hot in Atlanta, the potatoes we dug up were already baked. All we had to do was add butter and sour cream.

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Alcohol doesn't make you say (Mel Gibson) things you dont believe. It allows you to reveal thoughts you have repressed.

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I'm not sure what is more useless, a CHIA Pet or a U.N. resolution.

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